August 27th, 2008

How NOT to introduce your future wife to flying

…And what not to say afterward!

  • “Your hair looks fine!!!”
  • “Awe comm’on honey, at least we brought the handy wipes…”
  • “Yeah I know she’s cute and hot and didn’t puke.. but HE’s THE ONE who brought her…”
  • “There wasn’t that much vomit, besides most of it went back in your mouth anyway!”
  • “See, wearing glasses isn’t all that bad..”
  • “Here, let’s go comb that out.”

Smile! Capt’n Chris

2 Responses to:
“How NOT to introduce your future wife to flying”

  1. That’s sooooooo gross. I wonder what exactly was going through the mind of the girl next to the puker…

  2. The girl who’s vomiting is kicking her legs in pure agony at the same time.. I feel sorry for her!

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